asseroth:

theappleppielifestyle:

a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found that colour jesus fucking christ are you KIDDING me”

I think this is a good example of how the world should work.

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17.Apr.14 1 day ago
17.Apr.14 1 day ago

drarna:

before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that

(Source: neptunain, via foodless)

17.Apr.14 1 day ago

officialunitedstates:

bombing:

the 1700s called……they want their clothing back. haha just kidding the first telephone was invented in 1876

a good post AND i learned something.  thanks tumbrl

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17.Apr.14 1 day ago

fovelshucker:

DONT BE FRIENDS WITH ME I LAUGH AT MY OWN JOKES FOR YEARS

(Source: actuallybadcop, via fiftyshadesoffuckoff)

17.Apr.14 1 day ago
17.Apr.14 1 day ago

dulect:

"we’re gonna have mcdonalds for dinner"

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16.Apr.14 2 days ago

Homes With Amazing Secret Passageways

teenagepics:

definitionofdisney:

foodluxury:

relatableposts:

notorious-posts:

Whoa, These Millionaires know how to spend their money!

Unbelievable! My future home needs at least 1 hidden passage.

Holy Shit. These are pretty remarkable. #1 is Legit!

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My future home will have one of these! Preferably #4 :)

^ Lol I agree, THESE Millionaires know how to spend their money! Holy crap these are pretty unbelievable. #1 tho!

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16.Apr.14 2 days ago